No man of honor would accept
A stolen judgeship, would he?
So even with bench skills adept
He’d hardly be a goodie.
Yet all his party men portray
Him as a shining knight,
A married virgin but one lay
And even greater: white—
Whiter the judge than Wonder Bread,
Bland, tasteless, substanceless,
Oh boy! Good gosh! Golly! he said,
Gee whizzes effervesce.
His predecessor to have been
Supreme Court nominee—
That’s Merrick Garland—could not win
A hearing, for you see...
He bore taint by association,
Or tint, rather, because
Obama’s swarthy pigmentation
Rubbed off per ironclad laws.
Neil Gorsuch passed the racial test,
What more could be demanded?
His whiteness got to be expressed
Though he a scab be branded.