"It's a shame the White House has become an adult day care center. Someone obviously missed their shift this morning."
—Senator Bob Corker
The president’s a basket case
They have to keep their eyes on,
To shelter from his own disgrace
That looms on the horizon.
An imbecile, a two-face fool,
Revenge-besotted revanchist,
Believing ignorance is cool
Who likes to shake a sissy fist.
Ah, Donald Trump, proud emperor
In his own whitewashed mind,
A cheap sadistic simperer
Not wrongfully maligned:
One modus operandi drives
His every deed and provocation,
As he piles up superlatives
Devoid substantiation.
How to seem better than Obama—
Alas, he never can:
He had a shitty dad and momma
And has a shitty clan.
Obama had finesse and charm,
Obama had the better words,
But Donald stirs up the alarm,
With nannies to police his turds.
They have to keep their eyes on,
To shelter from his own disgrace
That looms on the horizon.
An imbecile, a two-face fool,
Revenge-besotted revanchist,
Believing ignorance is cool
Who likes to shake a sissy fist.
Ah, Donald Trump, proud emperor
In his own whitewashed mind,
A cheap sadistic simperer
Not wrongfully maligned:
One modus operandi drives
His every deed and provocation,
As he piles up superlatives
Devoid substantiation.
How to seem better than Obama—
Alas, he never can:
He had a shitty dad and momma
And has a shitty clan.
Obama had finesse and charm,
Obama had the better words,
But Donald stirs up the alarm,
With nannies to police his turds.
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