There ought to be a hiring freeze
On white men to be judge
Like Gorsuch with his golly gees
And his wink wink nudge nudge.
There never was a good ol' boy
Quite uninformed as he,
For immaturity’s not coy,
In clumsy filigree.
Yet, worse than white, a man who serves
The corporate plutocrats,
Who once for mercy never swerves,
Employees viewed as rats.
He’d rather see a trucker die
Or risk calamity
Than wait for safety to come by:
The truth won’t set you free.
The worst besmirchment like a lien
Upon hizzoner’s soul
Was to obtain through means obscene
His prize upon the dole.
These white men they just out of touch
And they don’t give a damn,
Though cunningly approved by such
As Mitch from Alabam.