The voters chose to “switch to Mitch,”
Kentucky likes that kind of flam.
Who chose to make the Court his bitch?
You can when you have struck it rich,
And Mitch is rich, so “Thank you, Ma’am.”
The voters chose to “switch to Mitch”
And even though he pulled a switch
(A bait and switch) who gives a damn?
Who chose to make the Court his bitch?
The voters did: there was no glitch,
They love his wealth, approve his scam:
The voters chose to “switch to Mitch.”
What he has sworn went to the ditch:
Support? Defend? Not his program!
Who chose to make the Court his bitch?
McConnell did, so worked to stitch
Collusion’s web—yippee! Grand slam!
The voters chose to “switch to Mitch”
Who chose to make the Court his bitch.