Untimely ripped, the pulsing heart
Of justice, one black man to thwart:
“For I would take the unwashed dog
And smite him—thus,” quoth Mitch, agog
In awe of his effrontery,
And proud to an Iago be:
“This day, which crossed a Rubicon’ll
Be traced to me, that’s Mitch McConnell,
Remembered a date infamous:
I did it. Yes, I smote him thus!”