It is no mystery indeed
That persons loving golf, now running
The government, would straight proceed
(Displaying no egregious cunning)
To tear down National Monuments
And Parks—a natural heritage
Against which they, by all intents
Cruel savage plunder choose to wage.
Golf shows a callous disregard
For natural wonder, pristine beauty,
Diversity which they have scarred
Pursuing money like a duty.
These golfers—and beef eaters too,
Enjoying their expensive steaks—
Cannot by any just review
But be called altruistic fakes.
As cultured, kind, considerate
They cannot be supposed: a nation
Electing them may bluster “Great”
But they mean only degradation.