The judge goes on a “victory lap”
To celebrate the theft,
Judicial robes, red baseball cap—
What dignity is left?
“I’m very grateful to the man
Who stole this seat for me,”
Saith Gorsuch, “and to serve his clan
With partiality.
“Think not that justice is impartial
Or blind, whilst I am seated,
As lawyers facts and reasons marshall,
Their arguments entreated:
“Judicial matters I decide
Regardless of due process
And always take ‘the buttered side’
To please my party bosses.”
Judge Gorsuch likes to eat his toast
And have it just the same,
Though truth and fairness give the ghost
Up as he makes his claim.