Aw, shucks, he is a nice guy!
He took a stolen seat,
But sometimes that’s the price, guy,
A fellow has to eat!
Nobody should begrudge him—
A criminal’s a man,
So who are we to judge him?
Don’t be contrarian!
Remember it was not himself
That pilfered it—O no!—
And he is no robot himself
(Though ethics had to go).
Ejected from his system
Those values ethical
Are such that no one missed them,
Why be so deathly dull?
Abasement of the standard?
McConnell made him—duh!—
A man who’s never wandered
Wherever ethics are.
America means business,
And Gorsuch is the man!
Enough, Your Royal Quizness,
On ethics there’s a ban!