Diana, Bob, Rebekah,
The Mercers with their guns,
Have built an Owl’s Nest Mecca
For goons and freaks at once.
Down on the unsuspecting
They make their silent swoop,
Rank criminals electing,
Then leave behind their poop.
It’s for the love of money
They do the things they do,
But evil isn’t funny
Nor their blood ever blue.
Rebekah, Bob, Diana,
Destroy all what they touch,
And banish truth to China,
By their right-winger putsch.
It is an awesome triad,
America’s nemesis,
But watching freedom die had
For them a kind of bliss.