The way to hump a gal is not
To serenade or charm
But grab that pussy by the twat
And set off the alarm.
Be rich and famous, then they’ll let
You do the thing you want;
I’d go in for more than a pet,
A woman’s not my Aunt.
You pick them up and drop them off,
Square pegs don’t fit an oval,
But in the morning—cough cough cough—
You drive off in some vulva.
A woman’s no Mercedes Benz,
Appearance gleaming false,
Nor a real man pretenz them frenz
Is how to hump some gals.