When Garland sits upon that seat
And Gorsuch has resigned,
Reversal of egregious cheat,
Perhaps I will not mind
To let the pretend occupier,
Impostor, off the hook,
But only after—as it were—
He give back what he took.
I’ll blame him not for thieving or
Recipient of theft
Having become, but not before
He from that seat has left.
The stolen seat, that cheater’s fraud,
Pretending probity,
But whilst he feigns—oh, Lawdy Lawd—
No hush will come from me.
I’ll cast no stones, his house to break,
So delicate of glass,
But abdicate the doleful seat,
Sir, get up off your ass.