Judge Gorsuch is a Scaramouche
Associated with a louche:
Watch justice to disaster slouch,
All ye potatoes on the couch.
Dishonesty was plain to see
But voters went for infamy,
Presuming lies-in-minor-key
Par for the course (and calumny).
Haha, you tolerated vice
Presuming victory’s spoils so nice
That they were worth the awful price:
Of decency the sacrifice.
Judge Gorsuch represents the tip
Of what was a gigantic slip;
But infamy comes with a quip—
Now watch the country lose its grip.
Since even Ronald Reagan came
Dishonesty has been your shame—
Lies and deceit can win the game
But cost you Heaven’s Mandate’s claim.